Thursday, February 11, 2010

Funny

So, I've been cleaning out my room today and came upon a paper that Bree filled out last year in her preschool. I thought it was too funny not to share... The bold words are what she filled in.
ALL ABOUT MY MOM
My mom's name is Tiffany.
My mom is 26 years old.
My mom is 60 inches tall.
My mom's favorite color is pink.
My mom's favorite thing to eat is crackers.
My mom's favorite movie to watch is Movies for Kids.
My mom loves to cook Macaroni and Cheese for dinner.
Sometimes my mom makes fish and it's kindof yucky.
My mom always tells me that she loves me.
My mom gets mad at me when I don't listen to her.
My mom likes to go to the store.
My mom's bedtime is at 5:00.
I love my mom because she always cooks my food and let's me go outside.
ALL ABOUT MY DAD
My dad's name is Dusty.
My dad is 17 years old.
My dad is 6 inches tall.
My dad's favorite color is black.
My dad's favorite thing to eat is real fish.
My dad's favorite movie to watch is Pirates.
My dad loves to cook hot cereal for dinner.
Sometimes my dad makes fish and it's kindof yucky.
My dad always tells me that he wants me to cook dinner.
My dad gets mad at me when I don't cook him dinner.
My dad's bedtime is at 8:00.
I love my dad because he lets me do flip kicks on his head.

CLASSIC. I love it. I have never in my life cooked real fish, I have never heard Dusty tell Bree to cook dinner, and I have never seen her do flip kicks on his head. You gotta love little kids.

6 comments:

Nicole said...

oh my gosh, that's hilarious! I love that dusty is a 6 inch-tall 17 year old!!!! that's definitely priceless...

Amber said...

Hilarious!! You know those younger men can stay up way past 5:00! Oh and I'm coming to your house for mac and cheese, hot cereal and fish! Maybe Bree can cook!

Christy said...

I love this! I think it's great that you're 60 inches tall and dusty is 6. She is so stinkin cute!! Love her.

Just Kristina... said...

Maybe Bree has some sort of undiagnosed mercury deficiancy and needs real fish in her diet. If Dusty is only 17, isn't that a little illegal? Hmmmm....

Mallory Miller said...

My favorite Bree-ism is "my mom and dad don't let me share"- I'm know there are more but can't think of them right now. LOVE BREE!

J♥M said...

Too cute! This is definitely a treasure to have!